(To be sung to the Twelve Days of Christmas)

It's the end of the year so it's time to look on back

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Will and Kate secured the Monarchy by having one more child

There's an heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Miss Universe was crowned then de-crowned within two blinks

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Bruce morphed into Caitlyn for all the world to see

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Starr Wars is back after oh so many years

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

The Donald is proving politicos all wrong

Trump's "making the deal"

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Acts of terror have stunned and dismayed the human race

We mourn all the dead

Trump's "making the deal"

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Gay marriage is legal throughout the U S A

It's the law of the land 

We mourn all the dead

Trump's "making the deal"

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

The visit of the Pope was a rousing success

I want that pope-mobile 

It's the law of the land 

We mourn all the dead

Trump's "making the deal"

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

The Syrians are fleeing in numbers never seen

Where should they go?

I want that pope-mobile 

It's the law of the land 

We mourn all the dead

Trump's "making the deal"

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Sanders couldn't care less ‘bout the Clinton email scandal

"Fie on your e-mails"

Where should they go?

I want that pope-mobile 

It's the law of the land 

We mourn all the dead

Trump's "making the deal"

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

We all lost a staple of late night TV

Letterman is gone

"Fie on your e-mails"

Where should they go?

I want that pope-mobile 

It's the law of the land 

We mourn all the dead

Trump's "making the deal"

May the force be with you

The hunk is now a babe

Oops! The wrong girl

An heir and a spare 

T'was the year of two thousand fifteen

Happy New Year!

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